What The Actual Fuck? Candle

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?

SMELLS LIKE AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS

Who am I? Why am I here? Why is this candle talking to me?

Cucumber-Aloe Daquiri scented 
Net wt. 6.5 oz.
Hand-poured 100% soy wax candle
Burn time: approx. 40 hours
Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical.